Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Seriously, You People Are Nuts!

Loco AND Coco!

24 Comments:

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 11:30:00 AM  
Blogger la nadine said...

frankly i find the taste of mongolian cow sour yogurt to be a little too nutty.

but about those pills...

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 11:35:00 AM  
Blogger Gibson said...

Only one of my personalities can eat almonds. The other one gets a crazy rash all over his nuts.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 12:13:00 PM  
Blogger dirty said...

I had mine waxed
... Brazil nuts

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 2:18:00 PM  
Blogger BEVIS said...

Someone play with me.

Knock knock ...

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 2:24:00 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

BEVIS, you'd butternut keep me hanging like the last time I played "knock knock" with you!

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 2:27:00 PM  
Blogger BEVIS said...

Very good, Jess - but seriously. Play along for a moment. (If you don't, I'll be insalted.)

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 2:34:00 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

But maybe we should walk away whilst this post is pecan, otherwise before we know it, it'll be yesterday's news.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 2:37:00 PM  
Blogger BEVIS said...

No, dammit!!

Before the moment goes ... knock knock!

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 2:45:00 PM  
Blogger dirty said...

whos there

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:01:00 PM  
Blogger dirty said...

I'm pining for the rest of this gag

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:03:00 PM  
Blogger dirty said...

If that's a hottie knocking at my solid walnut door, I'll butter her up and shell be mine.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:04:00 PM  
Blogger dirty said...

going for my masters in fast food studies.
It seems I'm destined for a life of macadamia.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:06:00 PM  
Blogger BEVIS said...

Thanks, dirty.

Cash.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:10:00 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

Oh damn you, Dirty!

I was waiting for Nads to arrive and then I was gonna make a macadamia joke (along the lines of make-a-dame-of-ya). Still, kudos to you.

BEVIS screwed me over last time I said "Who's there" - he kept me hanging!

BEVIS - LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY!

IF YOU DO NOT GIVE THE PUNCHLINE SOON, I WILL STALK YOU, CASHEW AND PUNISH YOU SEVERELY!

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:11:00 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

Hahaha I stole your cashew pun while threatening you about your joke! MY BAD.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Balmy said...

Yeah, that joke was looking to be a real cracker...

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:13:00 PM  
Blogger dirty said...

cash who?

(its only fair)

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Chortle said...

Oh yes, a real thigh slapper, and here I was thinking you were trying to pull my legume ad bastard...

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:23:00 PM  
Blogger BEVIS said...

Goodness me!

No'bby knows the trouble I've seen!

All I was trying to do was set up a slightly more intelligent pun - that actually would have given whoever said 'Cash who?' the thrill of providing the actual pun!

(And I see that Dirty has come through for me, even though he's being just slightly patronising.)

But nooooo-ooooooo. You had to go and get nasty on me, Jess! How awful.

I just want to throw this into the (party) mix: I might have a thick skin, but this whole thing has lost its a-peel.

:)

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:25:00 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

Sorry BEVIS, I didn't mean to start pecan on you x

(I RECYCLED PECAN! YES! YES!)

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:28:00 PM  
Blogger BEVIS said...

(Maybe next time you'll give me the benefit of the doubt and see the joke through to discover what pun I'm hiding in there somewhere.)

Jess, I know you feel you were 'burned' before, but you and I got all mixed up that time and there was confusion over where the puns were actually hiding.

I'm feeling a little burned now, myself. :(

*sniff*

I'm sure I'll be alright. It's a dangerous game, this punning business.

*starts to feel conspicuous*

Look! A bird!

*flees*

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:31:00 PM  
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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:06:00 PM  
Blogger BEVIS said...

Anonymous, you cannut be serious.

Thursday, September 01, 2005 8:41:00 AM  

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