All I was trying to do was set up a slightly more intelligent pun - that actually would have given whoever said 'Cash who?' the thrill of providing the actual pun!
(And I see that Dirty has come through for me, even though he's being just slightly patronising.)
But nooooo-ooooooo. You had to go and get nasty on me, Jess! How awful.
I just want to throw this into the (party) mix: I might have a thick skin, but this whole thing has lost its a-peel.
(Maybe next time you'll give me the benefit of the doubt and see the joke through to discover what pun I'm hiding in there somewhere.)
Jess, I know you feel you were 'burned' before, but you and I got all mixed up that time and there was confusion over where the puns were actually hiding.
I'm feeling a little burned now, myself. :(
*sniff*
I'm sure I'll be alright. It's a dangerous game, this punning business.
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frankly i find the taste of mongolian cow sour yogurt to be a little too nutty.
but about those pills...
I had mine waxed
... Brazil nuts
Someone play with me.
Knock knock ...
BEVIS, you'd butternut keep me hanging like the last time I played "knock knock" with you!
Very good, Jess - but seriously. Play along for a moment. (If you don't, I'll be insalted.)
But maybe we should walk away whilst this post is pecan, otherwise before we know it, it'll be yesterday's news.
No, dammit!!
Before the moment goes ... knock knock!
whos there
I'm pining for the rest of this gag
If that's a hottie knocking at my solid walnut door, I'll butter her up and shell be mine.
going for my masters in fast food studies.
It seems I'm destined for a life of macadamia.
Thanks, dirty.
Cash.
Oh damn you, Dirty!
I was waiting for Nads to arrive and then I was gonna make a macadamia joke (along the lines of make-a-dame-of-ya). Still, kudos to you.
BEVIS screwed me over last time I said "Who's there" - he kept me hanging!
BEVIS - LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY!
IF YOU DO NOT GIVE THE PUNCHLINE SOON, I WILL STALK YOU, CASHEW AND PUNISH YOU SEVERELY!
Hahaha I stole your cashew pun while threatening you about your joke! MY BAD.
cash who?
(its only fair)
Goodness me!
No'bby knows the trouble I've seen!
All I was trying to do was set up a slightly more intelligent pun - that actually would have given whoever said 'Cash who?' the thrill of providing the actual pun!
(And I see that Dirty has come through for me, even though he's being just slightly patronising.)
But nooooo-ooooooo. You had to go and get nasty on me, Jess! How awful.
I just want to throw this into the (party) mix: I might have a thick skin, but this whole thing has lost its a-peel.
:)
Sorry BEVIS, I didn't mean to start pecan on you x
(I RECYCLED PECAN! YES! YES!)
(Maybe next time you'll give me the benefit of the doubt and see the joke through to discover what pun I'm hiding in there somewhere.)
Jess, I know you feel you were 'burned' before, but you and I got all mixed up that time and there was confusion over where the puns were actually hiding.
I'm feeling a little burned now, myself. :(
*sniff*
I'm sure I'll be alright. It's a dangerous game, this punning business.
*starts to feel conspicuous*
Look! A bird!
*flees*
Anonymous, you cannut be serious.
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