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posted by la nadine at 11:56 AM
Thursday, August 25, 2005
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Oh, this is the famous house that was built on that monk, the infamous house on friar
I nearly bought a house in Halation (down the south coast) but I got into a bidding war and couldn't stand the heat.
I hated the overly-'ocker'-Aussies who lived in that house.
They were flamin' mongrels.
I think their names were Ash and Cole.
I've been burnt too many times on the real estate market.
When it comes to this I'm definitely not a gay sausage (Homo-weiner)
Please excuse this talking head.
That house looks like the one on my street inhabited by this old lady with loads of evil offspring.
Yes, I'm afraid it is in sin her 8 children live.
The guy who lived there got really angry with his boss and lost his job. Then he shot his boss as he left the building.
Yes, he got fired up, got fired, and then open fire at his supervisor.
*congratulates self on what self believes is this site's first triple pun using the same word, even though they may have been relatively obvious puns*
..and that was the best house in Blackburn.
I think only the LOg-ans could afford it.
It was probably an abandoned home full of stray cats...a cathouse you might say.
I have to admit I'm fired up with a burning desire to go into real estate.
Oooops, a little too much gas on the barbi
We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!
You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.
Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.
There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose.
A time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.
Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
Howdy
Editor
'Thought & Humor'
P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."
I agree with the previous comment.
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