My mate Simon, security guard by day, trumpet player by night always wanted to join the army, but never knew which brigade he wanted to be in. I said to him "It's simple, Simon - just join the Sentry Bugle Force".
While drifting peacefully along in small a boat on a tranquil lake with my buddy Tate the other day, I said:
"Doesn't Fate turn us all into a chain of fools? We're getting through by the seat of our pants and not caring about the heights we must climb to get over the madness. Row, Tate."
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The visage of this pic would look great in black and white.
Please fete-to-grey and re-post.
carnage!
I had a friend named after the Madonna who was constantly getting her feet wet in puddles. I was forever telling her "Mary, go round!"
i bet they're all swingers. the lot of em.
I used to hang around at fetes quite a bit, but it meant I never got to see my family.
In the end, I quit the carnival lifestyle because it just wasn't fair on my loved ones.
This post adds a whole new twist to the site.
My mate Simon, security guard by day, trumpet player by night always wanted to join the army, but never knew which brigade he wanted to be in. I said to him "It's simple, Simon - just join the Sentry Bugle Force".
Thanks for giving us your spin on that topic, Fisix, but please stay grounded to the topic and don't go spiralling off in all directions.
When you do that, you only embarrass yourself, because the ground falls out from underneath you.
Listen, ddassoc, do you believe in Karma? If you leave pesty messages on other people's blogs, you'll end up falling under a bus.
What goes around, comes around ...
While drifting peacefully along in small a boat on a tranquil lake with my buddy Tate the other day, I said:
"Doesn't Fate turn us all into a chain of fools? We're getting through by the seat of our pants and not caring about the heights we must climb to get over the madness. Row, Tate."
I have been hanging for a chainge in topic. I could of course-wing it and wait for the evil to come.
Carn-evil!
I love puns! Nice site.
I'd love to give you some tips, Roger, but I'm afraid I'm all dried out.
Ruth, you forgot to try and sell something!
You must be all in a spin...
I'll make you eat your words, Roger.
And Jess, I don't mean to whine about it, but that joke died in my throat.
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