posted by Fluffy at 9:05 pm
Thursday, May 24, 2007
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I've heard about this serial rapist. A total fruit, and his other crimes are even grocer. I'd keep an eye out.
Sorry for the corny puns, I'm a bit flakey lately. Should have stuck to the simple things, as they're often the best. Still there seems to be no competition as the crew cut out long ago.
MEDIA RELEASE:
Kellogg's announces a new mascot for Corn Flakes. This revelation comes with a renewed commitment to consumers: Now a different kind of cock adorns every box.
(Also, check specially-marked 'Star Wars' boxes for an extendable lightsabre.)
Coles employee given the sack.
"It was a complete balls-up," the man, Dick Carton, later complained.
"I didn't realise the Kellogg's rep was making a pass at me when she said she wanted me to get into her box."
Local supermarket refuses to compensate angry customers for tiny, useless toy found in the bottom of some cereal boxes.
"It's the luck of the draw, which prize you get," said the day manager. "My wife got a crap one that doesn't even work properly, but she's just had to live with it."
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